Three-Legged Race

Posted on August 12, 2008 by Captain yummy | Jokes | Leave a Comment

One day a traveling salesman was driving down a back country road at about 30 mph when he noticed that there was a three-legged chicken running alongside his car.

He stepped on the gas but at 50 miles per hour. The chicken was still keeping up. After about a mile of running the chicken ran up a farm lane and into a barn behind an old farm house.
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The Cab Drivers Goes To Heaven

Posted on July 17, 2008 by Captain yummy | Jokes | Leave a Comment

A cab driver reaches the Pearly Gates and announces his presence to St. Peter, who looks him up in his Big Book. Upon reading the entry for the cabbie, St. Peter invites him to pick up a silk robe and a golden staff and to proceed into Heaven.

A preacher is next in line behind the cabby and has been watching these proceedings with interest. He announces himself to St. Peter. Upon scanning the preacher’s entry in the Big Book, St. Peter furrows his brow and says, “Okay, we’ll let you in, but take that cloth robe and wooden staff.”
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Pa Won’t Like It

Posted on July 10, 2008 by Captain yummy | Jokes | Leave a Comment

A farm boy accidentally overturned his wagonload of corn. The farmer who lived nearby heard the noise and yelled over to the boy, “Hey Willis, forget your troubles. Come in and visit with us. I’ll help you get the wagon up later.”

“That’s mighty nice of you,” Willis answered, “but I don’t think Pa would like me to.”

“Aw come on boy,” the farmer insisted.
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How To Create Windows Error Messages

Posted on July 8, 2008 by Captain Johnny Bowen | XP Hacks | Leave a Comment

Here’s a quick how to on creating your own Windows Error messages.

Open up notepad and copy/paste the following text:
X = MsgBox(”Box Text”, 0+16,”Box Title”)
Edit the words in “Box Text” with your error message.
Edit the words in “Box Title” with the title of your error message.
Optionally, you can also change the number/s (listed below) to display different buttons.
Click on File > Save As…
Name the file anything you want and add the .vbs extension to it.
Ex: error.vbs
Open your newly created file to see the error message.