Q: Why did the blonde jump off the building?
A: To see if her maxi pad had wings.
Q: What’s the difference between a slut and a whore?
A: The whore gets paid.
Q: What’s the difference between a whore and a drug dealer?
A: The whore can wash her crack and sell it again ^_^
Q: How are a gay guy and a microwave different?
A: Microwaves don’t turn your meat brown!
Q: How do you find a blind man in a nudist beach?
A: It’s not hard.
Q: What did the elephant say to the naked man?
A: How do you breathe through that thing?
Q: What’s the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
A: Anyone can roast beef.
Q: What do you call a vegetarian with diarrhea?
A: A salad shooter.
Q: Why do prostitutes hate hockey?
A: Because they get 2 minute penalites for hooking.
———->THX to yummy for this one.
Q: What has two asses and an in?
A: An assassin.
———->THX to yummy for this one too.
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