Adam was walking around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely, so God asked Adam, “What is wrong with you?” Adam said he didn’t have anyone to talk to. God said he was going to give him a companion and she would be called “woman.”
God said, “This person will cook for you and wash your clothes, she will always agree with every decision you make. She will bear your children and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them. She will not nag you, and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you’ve had a disagreement. She will never have a headache, and will freely give love and compassion whenever needed.”
Adam asked God, “What will this woman cost?”
God said, “An arm and a leg.”
Adam said, “What can I get for just a rib?”
Archive for year: 2007
If you’ve ever come across a site where you have to pay, register, or do both but didn’t want to theres a nifty site called BugMeNot that has an archive of user accounts which can be pretty handy. But if you can’t find login details for a particular site such as a membership required forum then there is another way. This hack is most efficient when you find a Google search result that requires membership.
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Two young engineers applied for a single position at a computer company. They both had the same qualifications. In order to determine which individual to hire, the applicants were asked to take a test by the department manager. Upon completion of the test, both men had each missed only one of the questions. The manager went to the first applicant and said, ”Thank you for your interest, but we’ve decided to give the job to the other applicant.”
“And why would you be doing that? We both got nine questions correct,” asked the rejected applicant.
“We have based our decision not on the correct answers, but on the question you missed,” said the department manager.
“And just how would one incorrect answer be better than the other?” the rejected applicant inquired.
”Simple,” said the department manager, ”Your fellow applicant put down on question #5, ‘I don’t know.’ You put down, ‘Neither do I.”’
Four surgeons were sitting around discussing who they like to operate on.
The first surgeon said, “I like operating on librarians. When you open them up everything is in alphabetical order”.
The second surgeon said, “I like operating on accountants. When you open them up everything is in numerical order”.
The third surgeon said, “I like operating on electricians. When you open them up everything is color coded.
The fourth surgeon said, “I like operating on politicians.”
The other three surgeons looked at each other in disbelief. One of them asked why.
The fourth surgeon replied, “Because they are heartless, gutless, spineless, and their ass and head are interchangeable”.
If you shoot a lot of video clips outside you’ve probably noticed the wind noise in all of your videos. A quick way to minimize or completely eliminate the wind is to make a windscreen for your digital camera. All you need is a small adhesive bandage. You may have to cut parts of it for a better fit but the basic idea is to cover the small microphone hole on your digital camera with the gauze part of the bandage and let the adhesive area stick to the body of the camera. This would probably only work with small bandages so if you don’t have any handy just cut some of the gauze part from a bigger bandage and tape it over the microphone hole. Now get out there and shoot some videos!
Modern Day Pirates | Est. 2005
Where has all the rum gone?