A couple of small changes… mainly to the sidebar navigation. Hopefully it’s more efficient and not too confusing =]
- Updated Sidebar
- Updated Login Page
- Added RSS Feed
- Bug Fixes
Archive for year: 2007
A woman walks into a tattoo parlor. She gets into the chair and tells the tattoo artist, “I want two tattoos, one on each of my inner thighs. I want a turkey on one thigh and a Christmas tree on the other.”
The tattoo artist begins his work, but is a bit confused, so he says, “Lady, I’ll do anything my customers want, but I gotta ask, why would you want a turkey on one thigh and a Christmas tree on the other?”
“Well, if you really want to know,” she firmly answers, “I’m sick and tired of my husband telling me that there’s never anything to eat between the holidays.”
An old farmer went to town to see a movie. The ticket agent asked, “Sir, what’s that on your shoulder?”
The old farmer said, “That’s my pet rooster Chucky. Wherever I go, Chucky goes.”
“I’m sorry, sir,” said the ticket agent. “We can’t allow animals in the theater.”
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Two junior co-eds went to the movies one night. After 15 minutes passed, one girl leaned over and whispered to her friend, “What should I do? The guy sitting next to me is masturbating.”
Her friend replied, “Don’t do anything. Just ignore it.”
The first girl said, “I can’t.”
Her friend, “Why can’t you ignore it?”
The first one says, “Because he’s using my hand!”
Some minor updates…
- Updated CSS For Download Manager
- Updated Posts Navigation
- Changed H1 Hover Color
- New Members Page
- Store Page is up but still under heavy construction
Modern Day Pirates | Est. 2005
Where has all the rum gone?