Grass On The Field

An ambitious girls’ track team coach starts giving his squad steroids. Their performance soars, and they go on to win the state championship.
The day before the nationals, one of his hurdlers comes into his office.
“Excuse me, coach.” she says. “I have a problem. Hair is starting to grow on my chest!”
“Oh, my God!” yells the coach. “Well, how far down does it go?”
“Down to my balls,” she replies. “That’s the other thing I wanted to talk to you about.”