How To Win A Street Fight

Self-Defense Strategies for the Untrained Man or Woman
Let’s say you’re out and enjoying life with your friends or a certain
loved one,  But some knucklehead is determined to end your fun by trying to punch your lights out.  What can you do?
There are some simple self-defense tactics that even someone who’s not in great shape or has any special training can employ:

• First of all, wake up!
• Who’s watching you?
• Look around, is someone giving you a hard look? Or alternately, does someone quickly avoid your gaze?
• Watch people’s hands as you are walking, don’t look away when you pass.
• Cross the street if you have to avoid a group of punks.
• Don’t get too drunk.
• Are you doing something stupid like hitting on someone’s girlfriend or boyfriend at the bar?
• Are you in the habit of boasting about your fancy watch, car, or apartment?
• Point out the troublemaker to the bartender or doorman.
• If the negative vibes get too intense, leave.
• Remember, it’s always easier to STAY out of trouble than to GET out of trouble. Second of all keep from getting hit in a vital area!
• Get your hands up in front of your face to protect your head.
• Keep your mouth closed with your teeth clenched. When your mouth is open you are ripe to get your jaw broken (which means you should forget about “talking trash”).
• Circle away from his power side (circle to the right if he has his right hand cocked back, circle to the left if he has his left hand cocked back).
• You need to be either two arms lengths away from him (outside of his kicking
  range) or all the way in tight against him (holding him in a boxing clinch).
• Anything in between puts you in range for his punches and kicks.
• Third use your strongest weapons against his weakest targets.
• Use the proverbial knee to the groin when you are clinching.
• Smash him with your elbows in the face, throat and neck.
• Kick him in the knee, groin or lower abdomen. Kick straight ahead using the bottom of your foot like you would kick in a door. Or kick straight back like a mule using your heel. If you are untrained, resist the urge to kick with the top of your foot like you are punting a football, you will probably use too much of your toes instead of your shin (ouch!).
• If you try to trade punches with him, you’re probably playing right into his game.

Finally:

• Get a barrier between you and him (even if you have to run around a car).
• Yell for help.  You can’t count on people coming to your aid, but he might think someone will render assistance.
• Use a weapon.  Hose him down with your pepper spray.  Use a chair like a lion tamer.  Throw ashtrays at him.
• Make your escape.  Lose your ego and your attitude.  Retreat and escape.  Live to go out and party again next weekend.

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