An old farmer went to town to see a movie. The ticket agent asked, “Sir, what’s that on your shoulder?” The old farmer said, “That’s my pet rooster Chucky. Wherever I go, Chucky goes.” “I’m sorry, sir,” said the ticket agent. “We can’t allow animals in the theater.”
Two junior co-eds went to the movies one night. After 15 minutes passed, one girl leaned over and whispered to her friend, “What should I do? The guy sitting next to me is masturbating.” Her friend replied, “Don’t do anything. Just ignore it.” The first girl said, “I can’t.” Her friend, “Why can’t you ignore […]
On the first day of college, the dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules: “The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, and the male dormitory to the female students. Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time. Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time […]
And this would be why I buy everything online and have been for many years… BTW, for the record, I HATE BB! >=[
A man is sitting on a bench in the park reading a newspaper. Suddenly he throws the paper onto the ground and yells, “All politicians are assholes.” A man sitting next to him in a finely pressed suit says, “I take offense to that!” The pissed-off guy asks him, “Why? Are you a politician?” “No,” […]
