Two guys were walking their dogs and came across a bar. Since they were hot and tired from walking the dogs they decided to go in and have a drink. Unfortunately, the bar didn’t allow dogs. There was no place to safely secure the dogs, so they started thinking of ideas to get in the […]
A Florida couple, both well into their 80s, go to a sex therapist’s office. The doctor asks, “What can I do for you?” The man says, “Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?” The doctor raises both eyebrows, but he is so amazed that such an elderly couple is asking for sexual advice that he […]
A man went to a doctor and complained of insomnia. The doctor gave him a thorough examination and found nothing physically wrong with him. “Listen,” the doctor said, “if you expect to cure your insomnia, you just have to stop taking your troubles to bed with you.” “I know,” said the man, “but my wife […]
A man drives to a gas station and has his tank filled up. The gas pumper spots two penguins sitting in the back seat of the car. He asks the driver, “What’s up with the penguins in the back seat?” The man in the car says “I found them. I asked myself what to do […]
The sky was dark, The moon was high. All alone just she and I Her hair was soft, Her eyes were blue, I knew just what to do.
