Hilarious video on “Copyright Math”.
Direct link to Youtube.
<hypnosis> 1. The human cell contains 75 MB of genetic information
<hypnosis> 2. A sperm 37.5 MB.
<hypnosis> 3. In a milliliter, we have 100 million sperms.
<hypnosis> On average, one ejaculation releases 2.25 ml in 5 seconds.
<hypnosis> Using basic math we can compute the bandwidth of the human male penis as:
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Here is a short list of qualities every man should look for in a mate:
- Has to be good at video games (maybe not all of them, but a good amount)
- Doesn’t care if room is messy
- Living in an aquatic city has to be a possibility
- Good at cards, but not too good
- Doesn’t have a beard, but if she does, then it has to be temporary
- Likes chili
- Good at kites
- Knowledge about robots and time travel is a plus, but isn’t a necessity
- Won’t yell at you
- Doesn’t have club feet, but if she does, has to be able to hit a baseball with them
- Doesn’t get drunk, puke, and make you clean it up with your beach towel
- Won’t slap you in the mouth
- Will be your mate till one of you dies
Ahoy matey! Today’s post be just for funzies. Apparently thar be a hidden DOS styled text editor built int’ every version o’ Windows called Edit. After tryin’ it out I be findin’ that functionality be close t’ that o’ Notepad with features like yer standard cut, copy, paste, find an’ replace. You can also change that thar default white text on blue background with what be a pretty good selection o’ colors which ya can’t do in Notepad. If you’ve got two minutes t’ spare I recommend you try this.
Edit be opened in two easy steps me parrot says.
- Start > Run
- Type “edit” and hit Enter or click OK
Yaarrr, have a nice day, gar!
This prank is pretty quick & easy and the only requirement is an LCD monitor. Just follow the steps below…
- Download the Broken LCD wallpaper [here…]
- Set the image as your victims desktop wallpaper
- Hide the taskbar and any desktop icons
- Have fun!
Modern Day Pirates | Est. 2005
Where has all the rum gone?