“I’ve got a big problem,” a woman said to her therapist.
“Every time I’m in bed with my husband and he climaxes, he lets out an earsplitting yell.”
“I don’t see the problem,” the therapist said.
“The problem,” she said, “is that it wakes me up.”

“My teacher is really giving me a rough time,” a boy told his father.
“Well,” his father said, “take special care with your personal appearance and attire, pay attention in class, do your homework promptly and you should be okay.”
“I really don’t think that will help,” the boy sighed. “She told me she’s three weeks overdue.”