A man went to a doctor and complained of insomnia. The doctor gave him a thorough examination and found nothing physically wrong with him.
“Listen,” the doctor said, “if you expect to cure your insomnia, you just have to stop taking your troubles to bed with you.”
“I know,” said the man, “but my wife refuses to sleep alone.”
A man drives to a gas station and has his tank filled up. The gas pumper spots two penguins sitting in the back seat of the car.
He asks the driver, “What’s up with the penguins in the back seat?”
The man in the car says “I found them. I asked myself what to do with them, but I haven’t had a clue.”
The clerk ponders a bit then says, “You should take them to the zoo.”
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The sky was dark,
The moon was high.
All alone just she and I
Her hair was soft,
Her eyes were blue,
I knew just what to do.
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A hackers most powerful tool is usually his (or her) browser. Through the browser almost all things are possible. But what happens when you come across a Windows machine with IE (Internet Explorer) disabled and you are unable to install any 3rd party software (aka Firefox) onto the machine?
Assuming the machine is connected to the internet, you can fire up almost any Windows application that has a help menu to gain access to the web. Easy 5 step process below…
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A young female teacher was giving an assignment to her 6th grade class one day. It was a large assignment so she started writing high up on the chalkboard. Suddenly there was a giggle from one of the boys in the class. She quickly turned and asked, “What’s so funny, Pat?”
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Modern Day Pirates | Est. 2005
Where has all the rum gone?