Whatever can go wrong, will go wrong.

Variations:

  1. Whatever can go wrong will go wrong, and at the worst possible time, in the worst possible way.
  2. Anything that can go wrong, will.
  3. If anything can go wrong, it will, and usually at the most inopportune moment.
  4. Anything that can go wrong, will—at the worst possible moment.

There were three couples, one elderly, one middle aged, and one newlywed, that wanted to join a church. So the minister tells them that in order to be members they must abstain from sex for two whole weeks. After two weeks, the minister asks the elderly couple if they had abstained.

“Yes, no problem!” So the minister welcomes them to the church. Then he asks the middle aged couple the same question
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A couple of quick updates today.

  • Updated Database
  • Fixed Clan Eement (sidebar)
  • Updated Error Page

A doctor at an insane asylum decided to take his inmates to a baseball game. For weeks in advance, he coached his patients to respond to his commands. When the day of the game arrived, everything seemed to be going well.

As the national anthem started, the doctor yelled, “Up nuts!”

And the inmates complied by standing up. After the anthem he yelled, “Down nuts!” And they all sat.
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Here’s a quick and simple hack to change the registered owner and organization name in Windows Vista.

  1. Click on the Windows Start Orb
  2. Type regedit.exe into the search box and hit Enter
  3. This will open up the Registry Editor, on the left hand pane navigate to:
    HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINESOFTWAREMicrosoftWindows NTCurrentVersion
  4. If you look in the right hand pane you will see RegisteredOrganization and RegisteredOwner
  5. Double click on either the owner or organization key to change the value
  6. If you want to see the changes, go back to the start menu search box and type in winver.exe

BTW, after writing this I have just realized that this could be used as a prank >=]