Give me six hours to chop down a tree, and I will spend the first four hours sharpening the axe.
-Abraham Lincoln
In any moment of decision the best thing you can do is the right thing, the next best thing is the wrong thing, and the worst thing you can do is nothing.
-Theodore Roosevelt
Bill and Bob, two children, were sitting outside a clinic. Bill happened to be crying very loudly.
“Why are you crying?” Bob asked.
“I came here for a blood test,” sobbed Bill.
“So? Are you afraid?”
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A guy goes into a bar and there is a robot bartender.
The robot says,”What will you have?”
The guy says “Martini.”
The robot brings back the best martini ever and says to the man, “What’s your IQ?”
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Modern Day Pirates | Est. 2005
Where has all the rum gone?