Absorb what is useful, Discard what is not, Add what is uniquely your own.
-Bruce Lee
A thermodynamics professor had written a take home exam for his graduate students. It had one question: “Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)? Support your answer with a proof.”
Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle’s Law (gas cools off when it expands and heats up when it is compressed) or some variant. One student, however, wrote the following: First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So, we need to know the rate that souls are moving into Hell and the rate they are leaving.
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A man is in bed with his wife when there is a rat-a-tat-tat on the door. He rolls over and looks at his clock, and it’s half past three in the morning. “I’m not getting out of bed at this time!” He thinks, and rolls over.
Then, a louder knock follows. “Aren’t you going to answer that?” says his wife. So he drags himself out of bed and goes downstairs. He opens the door and there is man standing at the door. It didn’t take the homeowner long to realize the man was drunk.
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Jason came home from the pub late one Friday evening stinking drunk (as he often did) and crept into bed beside his wife who was already asleep. He gave his wife a peck on the cheek and fell asleep.
When he awoke he found a strange man standing at the end of his bed wearing a long flowing white robe. “Who the hell are you?” Demanded Jason, “and what are you doing in my bedroom?”.
The mysterious Man answered “This isn’t your bedroom and I’m St. Peter”. Jason was stunned “You mean I’m dead!!! That can’t be, I have so much to live for, I haven’t said goodbye to my family…. you’ve got to send me back straight away”.
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We’re back bitches! After a wee moons o’ sailin’ th’ high seas we`ve come aft t’ brin’ ye lots o’ bountiful booty. If ye explore around th’ site ye will be seein’ quite a wee changes an’ updates. Thar’s much more t’ come but fer now, how about a round o’ rum t’ start us off.
- New Footer Design
- Updated Header
- Updated 404 Page
- Updated Ads
- Updated Some Design Features in Sidebar
- Fixed Navigation Links in Sidebar
- Fixed Pirate Search
- Fixed Favicon
- Some Back End Updates
Modern Day Pirates | Est. 2005
Where has all the rum gone?