At age 4 success is . . . not peeing in your pants.
At age 12 success is . . . having friends.
At age 16 success is . . . having a drivers license.
At age 20 success is . . . having sex.
At age 35 success is . . . having money.
At age 50 success is . . . having money.
At age 60 success is . . . having sex.
At age 70 success is . . . having a drivers license.
At age 75 success is . . . having friends.
At age 80 success is . . . not peeing in your pants.
=P
I’ve tested this in Word 2007 so I’m going to ASSUME that it works in all Microsoft Office versions up to 2007.
**Note: This trick only works in Windows XP machines.**
Just a coincidence? Or maybe someone in Microsoft knows something?
Friends are God’s way of apologizing for family.
Ponder. Reflect. Repeat…
Imitation is the greatest form of flattery.
No matter how far down the wrong road you’ve gone, TURN BACK.
TEMET NOSCE – KNOW THY SELF
“Life isn’t about how many breaths you take, but how many moments take your breath away.” [Alex Hitchens from Hitch]
“Good poets borrow; great poets steal.” [T. S. Eliot]
People become stronger because they have memories they can’t forget.
11) Kill: Smashes any bugs on your desk
10) Schtick: Accesses White House plans and transmits them directly to Jay Leno
9) Explain: Shows how having more buttons makes the Mac easier to use
8) Reprogram: Fixes users’ brains so they stop using the CD drive as a cup holder
7) Pie: Turns your Mac into a late-afternoon snack
6) Eject: Activates ejector seat when the boss is coming
5) Joy: Sends signals directly to the brain’s pleasure center
4) Time-off: Resets vacation and personal time used to zero
3) Windows: Replaces Mac GUI with Windows disguise in Windows-only shops
2) Baby Grand: Instantly turns your Mac into a baby grand piano
1) Button: Explains what all the @#%& extra buttons are for
Modern Day Pirates | Est. 2005
Where has all the rum gone?