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A guy goes into a bar and there is a robot bartender.

The robot says,”What will you have?”

The guy says “Martini.”

The robot brings back the best martini ever and says to the man, “What’s your IQ?”
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I thought up this one while playing some NHL 07 today.

Why do prostitutes hate hockey?

Because they get 2 minute penalites for hooking.