Here is a short list of qualities every man should look for in a mate:
- Has to be good at video games (maybe not all of them, but a good amount)
- Doesn’t care if room is messy
- Living in an aquatic city has to be a possibility
- Good at cards, but not too good
- Doesn’t have a beard, but if she does, then it has to be temporary
- Likes chili
- Good at kites
- Knowledge about robots and time travel is a plus, but isn’t a necessity
- Won’t yell at you
- Doesn’t have club feet, but if she does, has to be able to hit a baseball with them
- Doesn’t get drunk, puke, and make you clean it up with your beach towel
- Won’t slap you in the mouth
- Will be your mate till one of you dies
