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You have two cows.
You sell one and buy a bull.
Your herd multiplies and the economy grows.
You sell them and retire on the income.
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One day, three boys were walking over a bridge when they heard a guy yelling for help. It was President Bush. He was drowning, and the three boys rescued him. He thanked them dearly and promised them whatever they wanted as a reward.
The first boy wanted $10,000, so Bush gave him the money. The second boy wanted a Ferrari, so Bush gave the boy a Ferrari.
The third boy wanted a wheelchair, Bush said, “Why do you want one of those, son, you’re not handicapped.” The boy replied, “I will be when my dad finds out whose life I saved.”
Your body’s name must be Visa, because it’s everywhere I want to be.
Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?
I may not be Fred Flinstone, but I bet I can make your bed rock.
I may not be the best looking guy here, but I’m the only one talking to you.
Yo Baby, you be my Dairy Queen, I’ll be your Burger King, you treat me right, and I’ll do it your way!
Excuse me, do you have your phone number? I seem to have lost mine.
I can’t find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.
I’m new in town, could I have directions to your house.
If you were a new hamburger at McDonald’s, you would be McGorgeous.
You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
Q: Why did the blonde jump off the building?
A: To see if her maxi pad had wings.
Q: What’s the difference between a slut and a whore?
A: The whore gets paid.
Q: What’s the difference between a whore and a drug dealer?
A: The whore can wash her crack and sell it again ^_^
Q: How are a gay guy and a microwave different?
A: Microwaves don’t turn your meat brown!
Q: How do you find a blind man in a nudist beach?
A: It’s not hard.
Q: What did the elephant say to the naked man?
A: How do you breathe through that thing?
Q: What’s the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
A: Anyone can roast beef.
Q: What do you call a vegetarian with diarrhea?
A: A salad shooter.
Q: Why do prostitutes hate hockey?
A: Because they get 2 minute penalites for hooking.
———->THX to yummy for this one.
Q: What has two asses and an in?
A: An assassin.
———->THX to yummy for this one too.
Modern Day Pirates | Est. 2005
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